Carpentry of a Different Sort

This is what you get when you slice up the burrow or hive of a carpenter bee. You also nearly get a face full of bees when the adjacent burrow is still active and you go to remove the plank it's in. Even though they are generally docile, they will still get all up in your business and make you scream like a schoolgirl (a schoolgirl that cusses like a sailor), drop from the stool you're standing on and run across the porch laughing at yourself and your reaction.